December 2009
71 posts
txtsfrmlstnght:
(+07): tonight is going to be epic. can you pre-book an ambulance?
Ten Psychology Studies from 2009 Worth Knowing... →
(via psychotherapy)
Best Wallpapers of 2009, Photo Gallery - National... →
Adorable bears!
Good thing there was no facebook in middle earth →
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txtsfrmlstnght:
(215): and if it starts getting weird im just going to tell him i used to be a man
“Human beings, who are almost unique in having the ability to learn from the...”
– douglas adams
Death by Caffeine →
1700 cups of chocolate milk can KILL YOU!
WeGIF.com - hello kitty! →
Next time Kris needs a kitty
txtsfrmlstnght:
(713): on the last problem of the exam i just drew a picture of a cat and left
txtsfrmlstnght:
(973): we got so high we spray painted his girlfriend’s UGG boots. she’s CRYING. it’s hysterical.
watch out Uggs everywhere. This will eventually happen to you for being so ugly.
txtsfrmlstnght:
(614): Well, if your day started with strippers, then we’re tied. Otheriwse, I’m winning.
“Inconceivable!”
“You keep using that word. I do not think it means what you...”
– William Goldman (The Princess Bride) (via misswallflower) (via tobeaparagraph)
Hey Meg, WHERE did you get your Halloween costume?
Meg went to value village to get here Halloween costume in October. When we asked her about it later, she couldn't remember where she went. i decided to be totally evil and ask her again and TIME how long it took.
0.00 Lauren: So meg, where did you get your Halloween costume?
Meg: OOH! I know this!
0.45 - Why does my mouth want to say You tube?
1: 20 - Fabricland?
1: 30 - *temper tantrum because she can't remember*
2: 00 - Can i buy a vowel?
2: 10....... costume land....
3: 00 - I was a genius before :(
3: 10 *starts talking about boots* NO I can do this! Concentrate! Eye of the tiger *starts boxing with herself*
3: 30 - is there a C? Is there an N?
lauren and jen: No.
3: 45 Meg: Can we play hangman? I SWEAR THERE'S A Y!
4: 15 - *pout* this is hard :(
Jen: Lauren, are you taking notes? Is this a scienfitic study?
Lauren: Of course it is.
Meg: I know so many useless movie facts, but I can't remember the name of that STUPID STORE where I got my Halloween costume!!
Do you want to know how long Zachary Quinto lived in Ireland?
5: 00 - I'm trying to remember by seeing the last time I remembered in my head. I see myself raising my hands in victory but all that comes out it, "Yabukalor!!"
5;45 - I think gnomes have stolen the word. and the plunger
I can picture the outside of the store *starts to cry with laughter*
Jen: Ouch (who just poked herself with the needle while sewing a big ass adorable bunny)
6: 45 - Meg: ... I can't remember....
Can i have another hint?
Jen: An I
Lauren: several L's
*meg goes to the whiteboard*
7: 30 Meg: This is helping nothing. I don't think my diagram is working!!
8: 00 - Meg: Can i get another letter?
Jen: E
meg: are you sure it's not salvation army?
Jen: THERE ARE NO E'S IN SALVATION ARMY!!
meg: Silent E!
8: 30 - (This is what meg's whiteboard looked like)
? ? i ? ? e
? ? a ? l l ?
____________
= profit
9: 15 Meg: Can i phone a friend?
Lauren: I think it's time to give meg a big clue. V!
9: 30 Meg: Shop and save?
9 minutes, 49.5 seconds from the initial question.
Meg: VALUE VILLAGE! TAKE THAT!!! *does her victory dance*
Lauren and Jen: ><
Meg: (some time later) clearly my memory is not as good as i thought
(later still) I have chocolatey comfort food. To sooth my wounded soul! (closes door dramatically)
Door: SLAM
FINIS (until next time we ask meg where she got her Halloween costume)
(Later still, Meg comes out of her room): You KNOW in my defense, Y's and V's are VERY similar!! V's are just circumcised Y's!! I'm gonna get it tattooed on my body so i ALWAYS remember.
Yeah, meg. You do that.
So this was a good plan
Good plan number one: Stay out late drinking after my exam when I have to study hard core the next day
Good plan number two: Take the last bus home but then stay up ridiculously late anyways (And yet I was still in the shower before all of my other roommates)
Good plan number three: Perform a solo at a concert when your accompaniest lied to you and BARELY plays piano.
Good plan number four:...
“$200 reward: notebook containing the mathematical meaning of life lost”
– My commerce exam